Good News and Bad News — Lawyer Jokes — Funny Jokes
Good News and Bad News ~ Funny Jokes

Good News and Bad News

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: 

“I have some good news and, I have some bad news…” 

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first? 

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million.” 

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary”

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