Insult

When Roger came home, his wife, Norma, was crying. 

'Your mother insulted me,' she sobbed.

 'My mother?' spluttered Roger, 'How could she do that when she is on holiday on the other side of the world?' 

 'I know.' Norma gulped, 'But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.' 'And?' 'At the end of the letter it was written: Dear Norma , When you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son, Roger.'

Happy Anniversary


Good News and Bad News

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: 

“I have some good news and, I have some bad news…” 

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first? 

The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million.” 

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary”

Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year. - 

Isn't it weird? the year of the cow, there's mad cow disease. 

the year of the pig, there's swine flu. 

the year of the goat, there's foot and mouth going around. 

Now to be honest, I normally wouldn't care that much, but it's getting scarily close to the year of the cock.