Many Types Of Orgasms — Adult Jokes — Funny Jokes
Many Types Of Orgasms ~ Funny Jokes

Many Types Of Orgasms

  • Sex in a boat = oar-gasms
  • Sex with a nerd = dork-gasms
  • Sex with a dermatologist = pore-gasms
  • Sex at the entrance to your house = door-gasms
  • Sex on carpet or linoleum = floor-gasms
  • Sex at the supermarket = store-gasms
  • Sex with a prostitute = wh*re-gasms
  • Sex with an accountant = bore-gasms
  • Sex while sleeping = snore-gasms
  • Sex with a salesmen = door-to-doorgasms
  • Sex with a virgin = my-hymen-got-torgasms
  • Sex while broke = poor-gasms
  • Sex that wasn’t very satisfying = ‘There’s the door’-gasms
  • Sex with a lion = roar-gasms
  • Sex for hours and hours on end = sore-gasms
  • Sex on a golf course = fore-gasms
  • Sex with a nymphomaniac = more-gasms
  • Sex in a gold mine = ore-gasms
  • Sex on the beach = shore-gasms
  • Sex in Asia = Singapore-gasms
  • Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can = odor-gasms
  • Sex on the way to the train = ‘All Aboard’-gasms
  • Sex with someone who’s not paying attention = ignore-gasms
  • Sex with a competitive partner = score-gasms
  • Sex while flying = soar-gasms
  • Sex while travelling = tour-gasms
  • Sex on stairs at the mall = escalator-gasms
  • Sex with three of your friends = four-gasms
  • Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = liquor-gasms
  • Sex during hay fever season = spore-gasms
  • Sex on farm implements = tractor-gasms
  • Sex without a climax = no-gasms

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