The 10 Commandments of a Military Wife — Army Jokes — Funny Jokes
The 10 Commandments of a Military Wife ~ Funny Jokes

The 10 Commandments of a Military Wife

1. Thou shalt not write in ink in thy address book.
2. Thou shalt not covet choice assignments of other uniformed branches of serivce.
3. Love thy neighbor.
4. Honor thy Commissary and Exchange as long as they both shall live.
5. Thou shalt not ridiclue a local politician, for mighty senators from local politicians grow.
6. Thou shalt look for the best in each assignment, though the best might be “Most childhood diseases in one year”, or “Record snow in one months time.”
7. Thou shalt remember all thy friends on all thy assignments with a Christmas Card, for thou never knowest when thou may wish to spendeth a night with them while enroute to a new post/base.
8. Be kind and gentle to retired, white haired Exchange and Commissary customers, because thou too will be a retiree someday.
9. Thou shalt not curse thy husband when he’s on TDY on moving day.
10. Thou must never arrive at a new post/base and constantly brag about how much better everything was at the last post/base

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