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Three different kinds of sex after marriage

Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?

First, there's House Sex:
That's when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime -- much like two crazed rabbits.

Then comes Bedroom Sex:
That's when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked -- you make love in the bedroom.

Last comes Hall Sex:
That's when you pass each other in the hall and snarl -- "Screw You !"

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