OH MY GOD — Senior Citizen Jokes — Funny Jokes
OH MY GOD ~ Funny Jokes

OH MY GOD

An old man on the beach walked up to a beautiful girl, Kate, who was clad in a bikini, and said,  "I want to feel your knockers."

"Stay away from me, you dirty old man," Kate replied.

"I want to feel them, I will give you $5" he said.

"$5? Get away from me!"

"I want to feel them, I will give you $10" he said.

"NO! Get away from me!"

"$50" he said.

Kate paused to think for a moment, then quickly came to her senses and said, "I said NO!"

"$100 if you let me feel them," he said.

Kate thought to herself - this guy is old and $100 would be very handy. "Well, OK...but only for a minute," she said.

She loosened her bikini top and he slid his hands underneath and began to feel...and then he started saying "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD" while he was caressing them.

Kate asked him "Why do you keep saying "Oh my god’?"

While continuing to fondle her, he answered "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...Where am I ever going to get $100?"

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