Thomas, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the
country club with an absolutely gorgeous and breathtakingly beautiful
25-year-old
brunette. She is hanging on to his arm and listening intently to his
every word.
His usual golf-playing partners and fellow members of the club are baffled and shocked. At their very first chance, they come to him and ask, "Thomas, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?"
Thomas replies, "Girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend -- she's my wife."
Disbelieving him, they ask, "So how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," he replies.
"What? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Thomas smiles and says, "Nope, I told her I was 99."
His usual golf-playing partners and fellow members of the club are baffled and shocked. At their very first chance, they come to him and ask, "Thomas, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?"
Thomas replies, "Girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend -- she's my wife."
Disbelieving him, they ask, "So how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," he replies.
"What? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Thomas smiles and says, "Nope, I told her I was 99."
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