- shut up, b*tch! (worse if the girl says it)
- you know, you're not really attractive.
- I'm sorry, I was not listening.
- what, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate!!
- stop interrupting me!!
- I have to take a sh*t.
- did I leave the iron on?
- your breath is funky.
- start singing Green Day
- is it O.K. if I call someone, its O.K. though, keep going....
- its OK honey, I can imagine that its bigger.
- god I wish you were a real woman.
- why can't you ever shave your legs?
- by the way, when I drove over here, I ran over your dog....
- oh Susan, Susan... I mean donna.... sh*t.
- your breast milk is like my mom's....
- you're hairy!!
- your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
- is it O.K. if I never see you again?
- did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat?
- don't make that face at me!
- all of a sudden I have a headache.
- you're boring.
Things Never To Say During Sex
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