Please stop that immediately — Restaurant Jokes , Short Jokes — Funny Jokes
Please stop that immediately ~ Funny Jokes

Please stop that immediately

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart. Trying to save face, she says to the waiter:
"Sir! Please stop that immediately."
"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow, "which way was it headed?"

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