Joe said to his group of friends at the bar, "You won't believe what
happened last night. While I was drinking with you guys in the pub, a
burglar broke into my house. "
One of his friends asked, "Oh God, did he get anything?"
Joe replied, “Yes he did - a bleeding nose, a broken jaw, four teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The missus thought it was me coming home drunk.”
One of his friends asked, "Oh God, did he get anything?"
Joe replied, “Yes he did - a bleeding nose, a broken jaw, four teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The missus thought it was me coming home drunk.”
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