The strange Laws — Funny Laws — Funny Jokes
The strange Laws ~ Funny Jokes

The strange Laws

Paradox of the Corporation:
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

The Salary Axiom:
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Law of Insurance:
Your Insurance covers you for everything except for just what hits you.

First Law of Living:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross-references.

Strange Rule of Staleness:
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

The Grocery Bag Law:
The candy bar you planned to eat on your way home from shopping the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.

The Law of Employment:
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

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