An Irishman is a man who?
- May not believe there is a God, but is darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope...
- Won't eat meat on Friday, but will drink Jameson for breakfast.....
- Has great respect for the truth, he uses in emergencies...
- Sees things not as they are but the way they never will be.....
- Cries at sad movies, but cheers in battle....
- Hates the English, but reserves his cruelty for countryman....
- Gets more Irish the further he gets from Ireland.....
- Believes in civil rights, but not in his neighborhood...
- Believes to forgive is divine, therefore doesn't exercise it himself....
- Loves religion for its own sake, but also because it makes it so inconvenient for his neighbors....
- Scorns money, but worships those who have it...
- Considers any Irishman who achieves success to be a traitor...
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