What is an Irishman — Irish Jokes — Funny Jokes
What is an Irishman ~ Funny Jokes

What is an Irishman

An Irishman is a man who? 
  • May not believe there is a God, but is darn sure of the infallibility of the Pope... 
  • Won't eat meat on Friday, but will drink Jameson for breakfast..... 
  • Has great respect for the truth, he uses in emergencies... 
  • Sees things not as they are but the way they never will be..... 
  • Cries at sad movies, but cheers in battle.... 
  • Hates the English, but reserves his cruelty for countryman.... 
  • Gets more Irish the further he gets from Ireland..... 
  • Believes in civil rights, but not in his neighborhood... 
  • Believes to forgive is divine, therefore doesn't exercise it himself.... 
  • Loves religion for its own sake, but also because it makes it so inconvenient for his neighbors.... 
  • Scorns money, but worships those who have it... 
  • Considers any Irishman who achieves success to be a traitor...

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