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Barbeque Season ~ Funny Jokes

Barbeque Season

The summer brings with it the Barbeque season. It is significant to note the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the Barbeque, usually on a weekend, the following chain of events are put into motion:

Barbeque Routine

1) The wife buys the food.

2) The wife makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The wife prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the husband who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

More routine....

5) The wife goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The wife comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the wife.

More routine.....

8) The wife prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the wife clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks his wife how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....


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