Barracks Door — Army Jokes — Funny Jokes
Barracks Door ~ Funny Jokes

Barracks Door

General Smith got himself a new secretary.
She was young, sweet and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly open.
When leaving the room she said, “General Smith, your barracks door is open.”
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to have some fun with his secretary.
Calling her in he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you notice a soldier standing at attention?”
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, “Why no, sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.


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