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Same Thing

A guy enters a confessional booth in a church and says to the priest with guilt..........
"I had an affair....almost"

The priest says "what do you mean.........almost?"

The guy says "well we got undressed and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped"...

"In the eyes of the lord rubbing against each other is the same as putting it in" says the priest..'
"for your penance say 5 hail Marys and put some money in the poor box".

The guy leaves the confessional, says his prayers.................then walks over to the poor box.

He pauses for a moment..... then starts to leave.....!!!!

The priest seeing this, quickly runs over to him and says,"you didn't put any money in the poor box".

The guy stops and says'.............

"yeah but I rubbed the money on the box, and in the eyes of the lord that's the same thing as putting it in"....... ........

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