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Honest Opinion

A very loud, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I' m neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
Have a good day


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