Geronimo! — Army Jokes — Funny Jokes
Geronimo! ~ Funny Jokes


A paratrooper on his first jump was given the following instructions: Jump from the plane and yell “Geronimo!” Count to ten and pull the rip cord.

If main shoot doesn’t open, pull the auxillary cord. When you get down on the ground, a truck will pick you up and take you back to the base.

The paratrooper jumped and yelled, “Geronimo!” He counted to ten and pulled the rip cord. Nothing happened.

He then frantically pulled the auxillary cord. Nothing happened.

Then the paratrooper said to himself, “Damn, with my luck the truck won’t be there to pick me up either!”


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