Since more seniors are texting and tweeting, here are some STC (Senior Texting Codes). If you qualify for the senior discount, this is for you. Please pass this along to your children and grandchildren so they can understand you.
ATD: At The Doctor's
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't Get Up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Betablockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGLKI: Gotta Go! (Laxative Kicking In)
GGPBL: Gotta Go! (Pacemaker Battery Low)
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh, My! Sorry -- Gas.
ROFL & CGU: Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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