A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's
the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"
She replied, "Your name never came up."