Hooker at Downing Street — Men Jokes — Funny Jokes
Hooker at Downing Street ~ Funny Jokes

Hooker at Downing Street

'I had regularly started jogging out of Downing Street . On each run I happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension I would brace myself as I approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty Pounds!" she would shout from the kerb.

"No way, £5!" I fired back.

This ritual between myself and the hooker continued for days.

I'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty Pounds!"

And I'd yell back "£5!"

One day, however, my wife Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany me on my jog.

As we jogged nearer the problematic street corner, I realized the "pro" would bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what I had really been doing on all my past outings.

I realized I'd need to have a damn good explanation for my illustrious lawyer wife.

As we jogged into the turn that would take us past the corner‎​ became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker.

I tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair of us jog past.

Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for £5?!!

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