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Glad I live next door

Sam the bartender announcing last call offered his last customer a hand as he kept making the attempt to stand but winding up on the floor. He dragged himself to the door, grabbed onto the door knob and made another attempt. Failed again. Dragging himself out a few feet he leaned against the wall took a deep breath and slurred: "Sure, glad I live next door".

Making his way home and up the three steps to the front door. Grabbing the door knob made another attempt to stand but fell, so into the house he slowly went. He finally made it to bed and fell asleep.

The next morning his wife yelled out: "Harry you were out drinking again!?".

"No my dear, what brought that up?" he replied.

She angrily yell back: "Sam called, you left your wheelchair again"!


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