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American Soldier

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border.

To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.

A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive.

They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.

"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth.

I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard.

I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of sh*t!'

He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'Obama is an unprincipled, lying piece of sh*t too!'"

"We were standing there shaking hands in the middle of the road when the truck hit us."


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