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Three Knots

After a lengthy tour of sea duty, an old sailor finally gets some shore leave. Fortunately, a nearby brothel had been recommeded to him by some of his younger shipmates.

The old sailor walked over to the brothel, wherehe chose his girl and began. “How am I doing?” he askedher.

“Three knots,” she replied.

“Three knots? What does that mean?”asked the sailor.

The girl answered, “You’re not hard. You’re not in. And, you’re not getting your money back.”


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