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Failed Interview

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.

E: Is he working locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you !
C: Why?

E: You will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of you.

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Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.

E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.

E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personal issue.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why?

E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

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Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

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Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?
C: yes

E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.

E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack in fighting spirit.

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Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Had a few already.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hopper!)

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Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich?
C: No.

E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

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Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.

E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.

E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend doesn't even want to employ you, neither do we!

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