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Get me a beer before it starts

A man comes home from work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."

The wife gets him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."

She looks cross, but fetches another beer.

He finishes that beer and says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."

The wife is furious.

She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, blah blah

The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."

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