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Brain-Men and Women

Women - Multiple process
Women's brains are designed to concentrate multiple tasks at a time.
Women can watch a TV and talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

Men - Single Process
Men's brains are designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men cannot watch TV and talk over phone at the same time. He stops watching TV while talking. He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.

Language
Women can easily learn many languages. But cannot find solutions to problems. Men cannot easily learn languages; they can easily solve the problems.
The vocabulary of a 3 year old girl is three times higher than that of a 3 year old boy.

Analytical Skill
Men's brain has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. So he can easily analyses and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
If a complex map is viewed by a woman, she cannot understand it. She cannot understand the details of the map easily.
For her it’s dump of lines in a paper.

Car Driving
While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he sees an object at a long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to recognize the object, direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
You can often watch, while men drive the car fast, the women sitting next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CAREFUL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."..etc.

Lie
Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily.
Her super-natural brain observes the facial expression 70%, and the body language 20% and the words from the mouth 10%. So he is easily caught while lying.
Men's brain does not have this.
Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, while lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
Don't lie face to face.

Problem
End of the day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems, and he puts it into individual rooms of brain, and finds solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If you disturb him, he gets irritated.
End of the Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain cannot classify the problems. She wants someone to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry whether the problem is solved or not.

Wants
Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want relationship, friends, family...etc. ..

Unhappiness
If women are unhappy with their relations, she cannot concentrate on work.
If men are unhappy with their work, he cannot concentrate on the relations.

Map
Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd, men can leave his seat and goes for tea and keeps everything in his mind and comes back to his seat with any problem. He uses his analytical space of brain.
Women can't do this. They often lose their way to their seat.

Life
Life is very easy for Men. One good job and alcohol is enough for them.
Women want everything in life.

Speech
Women use indirect languages in speech.
Sonia asked Sanjay, "Sanjay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Sonia really wants a cup of coffee.
Men use direct language. "Sonia, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls stop the car when you see a coffee shop".
In the morning...." Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for breakfast".

Handling Emotion
Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are emotional.
Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of the prisoners all over the world are men.

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