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Rough Ride

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
Theother flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey on the moustache of this guy on a Harley".
The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst wayto travel, pal.
The next time, try what I do.Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks.
While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cosy. It's the coolest wayto travel."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.
A year goes by.

When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "You obviously didn't trywhat I told you last year?"
"Yes," says the first flea,"I did exactly as you said. I went to theNew Jersey airport bar,had a few drinks and finally, this nice young stewardess came in.
I crawled right up to her warm cosy spot.It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.

When I woke up,I was back on the moustache of a guy on a Harley.".........

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