Laws on Girls — Funny Laws , Murphy's Laws , Women Jokes — Funny Jokes
Laws on Girls ~ Funny Jokes

Laws on Girls

  • If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
  • The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
  • The more the makeup, worse the looks...
  • "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true
  • The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
  • If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed...
  • The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
  • Theory of relativity.. .... 
    • more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
  • Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
    • Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
    • Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
  • The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
    • You are dressed badly
    • You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
    • Have a bad hair day
  • All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin Ur money, health and leave u a total wreck.
  • The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u
  • The love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you.

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