Some Short Jokes — Short Jokes — Funny Jokes
Some Short Jokes ~ Funny Jokes

Some Short Jokes

# Husband: Sweetheart, would you say that I'm the only man you've ever loved?
Wife: Of course you are! Why do all men ask me the same silly question?

# Dying wife to husband: I know you'll marry again someday. She will live in this house and sleep in our bed, and use my dishes. And that's alright. But I want you to promise me something.
Husband: What's that honey?
Wife: I don't want your 2nd wife to wear my clothes.
Husband: Alright I promise. Your clothes won't fit Betty anyhow.

# A husband was having an affair. His wife kept getting more and more suspicious, and finally spoke to her maid about it.
Wife: I have a suspicion that my husband might be having an affair in his office.
Maid: Go on! You're only saying that to make me jealous.

# A man in a pub had a hangover from the night before.
Man to bartender: Can you get me something for a hangover?
Bartender: What do you want?
Man: Anything that's tall, cold, and filled with gin.
Another drunk man: I'll hit you if you don't take that back. You are talking about the woman I married.

# Jennifer: Charlie asked me to marry him and make him the happiest man in the world.
Ashley: And which one of these you decided to do?

# A man writing in his diary: I am an ideal man. I don't smoke, drink, or go to night clubs. I have always been loyal to my wife and don't flirt with strange women. I sleep at eight o'clock and wake up early. I exercise daily and work regular hours. But all this will change as soon as I get out of prison.

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