Roles in Heaven: — Indian Jokes , Religious Jokes — Funny Jokes
Roles in Heaven: ~ Funny Jokes

Roles in Heaven:

  • Brahma : Systems & Hardware Installation
  • Vishnu : Systems Administration and Support
  • Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts
  • Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management
  • Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist)
  • Ganesh : Quality Assuarance & Documentation
  • Narada : Data transfer
  • Yama : Reorganization and Downsizing Consultant
  • Chitragupta : IDP and Personal Records
  • Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
  • Devas : Mainframe Programmers
  • Surya : Solaris Administrator
  • Rakshasas : In house Hackers
  • Ravan ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF
  • Lakshman : Support Software and Backup
  • Hanuman : Linux/s390
  • Jatayu : Firewall
  • Dronacharya : System Programmer
  • Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects
  • Valmiki : Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
  • Krishna : SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
  • Arjun : Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
  • Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
  • Draupadi : Motivation & Team building
  • Bhima : Mainframe Legacy System
  • Duryodhana : Microsoft product Written in VB
  • Karna : Contract programmer
  • Dhrutarashtra : Visual C++
  • Gandhari : Dreamweaver
  • 100 Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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