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How can you be sure

"Will you tell the court how far you were taken from the spot where the shooting occurred?" asked the defense counsel.
"I was exactly fourteen feet, three-and-onehalf inches," replied the witness.
"How can you be sure of the exact distance?" asked the lawyer.
"I measured it because I was sure sooner or later some fool would ask that question."

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