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Enemy soldiers

The first sergeant was holding a class on combat for his company. He said, "Smith, what would you do if you saw 700 enemy soldiers coming at you?"
Smith said, "I would shoot them all with my rifle."
The sergeant asked, On the right you see 400 enemy soldiers charging at you. What would you do?"
Smith said, "I would shoot them with my rifle."
The sergeant continued, "Okay! On your left, Smith, you notice 1,000 enemy soldiers heading straight at you. What would you do?"
Smith answered again, "I would shoot them all with my rifle."
The sergeant yelled, "Just a minute, Smith. Where are you getting all those bullets?"
The soldier smiled and said, "The same place you're getting all those enemy soldiers."

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