- Your secrets are safe with me, and all my friends.
- I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.
- If I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.
- My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.
- I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it.
- This isn't clutter, these are my antiques!
- If you don't like my attitude, call: 1-800-Who-Cares.
- Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!
- "Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember!
- Our policy is to always blame the computer.
- I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.
- Take my advice, I'm not using it!
- Okay! I love you! Now can we eat?
- You know you are getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
- Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky.
- I love to give homemade gifts ... umm, which one of the kids would you like?
- I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!
- By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!
- This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.
- Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
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