Ultimate Aussie Insults — Aussie Jokes — Funny Jokes
Ultimate Aussie Insults ~ Funny Jokes

Ultimate Aussie Insults

"Mate, she's as rough as a pigs breakfast."

"Your face is like a twisted ugg boot."

"He's got a face like a cat licking sh*t off a thistle."

"She's been hit with the ugly stick too many times."

"She's two pick handles wide."

"An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag."

"As ugly as a bag of spanners."

"You've got a head like a dropped pie."

"Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down."

"Your the load your mother should have swallowed"


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