UK CLASSIFIED ADS — Funny Commercials — Funny Jokes
UK CLASSIFIED ADS ~ Funny Jokes

UK CLASSIFIED ADS

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


**** And the WINNER is... ****


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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