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Private Part

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed and so Nurse Tracy asked him what was wrong.

'Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace, 'My Private Part died today, and so I'm very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes said things that sounded a bit crazy she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences on your loss'

The following day Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pants. He met Nurse Tracy.

'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please, will you put your Private Part back inside your pants?'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part had died.'

'Yes, you did tell me that, but why does it need to be hanging out like that?' she asked.

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'


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