- Sex in a boat = Oargasms
- Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
- Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
- Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
- Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
- Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
- Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
- Sex with a prostitute = Whoregasms
- Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
- Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
- Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
- Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
- Sex while broke = Poorgasms
- Sex with a lion = Roargasms
- Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
- Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
- Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
- Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
- Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
- Sex with the ex-vice president = Al Goregasms
- Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S’moregasms
- Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
- Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorrogasms
- Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
- Sex when you get an award = Honorgasms
- Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
- Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
- Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
- Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
- Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = Odorgasms
- Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
- Sex that isn’t very satisfying = There’s the doorgasms
- Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
- Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
- Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
- Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
- Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
- Sex with a competitive partner = Scoregasms
- Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
- Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
- Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
- Sex while flying = Soargasms
- Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
- Sex with an astronaut who didn’t make it into space = Abortgasms
- Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
- Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
- Sex with a person who’s got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
- Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
- Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
- Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
- Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
- Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
- Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
- Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
- Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
- Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
- Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
- Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
- Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
- Sex with Frankenstein’s assistant = Igorgasms
- Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
- Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
- Sex without a climax = Nogasms
ORGASM TYPES . . .
How many of these orgasms have you had?
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