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ORGASM TYPES . . . ~ Funny Jokes

ORGASM TYPES . . .

How many of these orgasms have you had?
  • Sex in a boat = Oargasms
  • Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
  • Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
  • Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
  • Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
  • Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
  • Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
  • Sex with a prostitute = Whoregasms
  • Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
  • Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
  • Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
  • Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
  • Sex while broke = Poorgasms
  • Sex with a lion = Roargasms
  • Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
  • Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
  • Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
  • Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
  • Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
  • Sex with the ex-vice president = Al Goregasms
  • Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S’moregasms
  • Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
  • Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorrogasms
  • Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
  • Sex when you get an award = Honorgasms
  • Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
  • Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
  • Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
  • Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
  • Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = Odorgasms
  • Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
  • Sex that isn’t very satisfying = There’s the doorgasms
  • Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
  • Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
  • Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
  • Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
  • Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
  • Sex with a competitive partner = Scoregasms
  • Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
  • Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
  • Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
  • Sex while flying = Soargasms
  • Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
  • Sex with an astronaut who didn’t make it into space = Abortgasms
  • Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
  • Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
  • Sex with a person who’s got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
  • Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
  • Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
  • Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
  • Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
  • Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
  • Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
  • Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
  • Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
  • Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
  • Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
  • Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
  • Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
  • Sex with Frankenstein’s assistant = Igorgasms
  • Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
  • Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
  • Sex without a climax = Nogasms

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