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New Year resolutions

My previous resolutions with questionable success rate:
(How I became more realistic with my new year resolutions):

2002: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2003: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2004: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2005: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1999.
2006: I will be totally out of debt by 2000.
2007: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2001.
2008: I will try to be out of the country by 2006.


RESOLUTION #2:

2005: I will try to be a better husband to Marge.
2006: I will not leave Marge.
2007: I will try for a reconciliation with Marge.
2008: I will try to be a better husband to Wanda.

RESOLUTION #3:

2005: I will not let my boss push me around.
2006: I will not let my sadistic boss drive me to the point of suicide.
2007: I will stick up for my rights when my boss bullies me.
2008: I will tell Dr. Hodger and the group about my boss.

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