Artery -The study of paintings.

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.

Barium - What doctors do when patients die.

Benign - What you be, after you be eight.

Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan - Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.

Colic - A sheep dog.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

Dilate - To live long.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fester - Quicker than someone else.

Fibula - A small lie.

Impotent - Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.

Morbid - A higher offer.

Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.

Node - Knew it.

Outpatient - A person who has fainted.

Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative - A letter carrier.

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.

Rectum - Nearly killed him.

Secretion - Hiding something.

Seizure - Roman emperor.

Tablet. - A small table.

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour - One plus one more.

Urine - Opposite of you're out.