You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if — Army Jokes , Redneck Jokes — Funny Jokes
You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if ~ Funny Jokes

You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if

  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if all your male ancestors fought in the Civil War on the Confederate side.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your sister wants to join the Wives of Marines organization.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the smell of dead bodies gets you aroused.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when your D.I. says, “The Crucible will include female Marine participation” and you yell out, “Yeee Doggies, there be lovin on the battlefield tonight.”
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you have been assigned aboard a Naval Task Force heading to Iraq and a young female Navy Ensign bends over and you yell out, “CHARGE.”
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if when a non white female Marine Cpl. from NYC threatens to kick your ass for the sexual advances you just made, and you reply, “Wow, just like being with my older half sister cause there’s nutin like a good ass kickin before the sex lickin starts.”
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think an S & M club means Sex with Momma.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if ALL the women you talk to, you call “Darling.”
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you think big city girls are from Nashville, Gatorsburg, and Louisville.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if the waitress at the local choke and puke calls you a “Filthy Beast.”
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your D.I. tells you to trim the hairs out of your nose.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your older brother got a Section 8 from the Army for masturbating on the parade field.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your the reason the hospital maternity ward put up the sign in the birthing room that reads, “Do NOT Have Sex On This Bed.”
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your Mamma and Sister have to comb the hair under their arms.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you go to the zoo, drop your pants, take a shit, and throw it at the caged gorillas.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if California women keep telling you that “You drag your knuckles”, and you don’t have a clue what the hell they are talking about.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you brought the junior miss middle school prom queen to your high school prom night.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if your classes at high school were often canceled because the path to the rest room was flooded.
  • You may be a ‘Redneck Marine’ if you were truly a head and shoulders above all the rest of the kids in school, of course this is because you had to repeat the first grade 3 times.

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