What Women Expect In a Husband — Women Jokes — Funny Jokes
What Women Expect In a Husband ~ Funny Jokes

What Women Expect In a Husband

  • He will be handsome with a great sense of humor.
  • He will throw his clothes in the hamper and when the hamper is full he will do the laundry.
  • He has a full head of hair and shaves his face every day including weekends.
  • He will insist on doing all the yard work.
  • He knows where the vacuum is and how to use it.
  • He enjoys doing all the food shopping and is an expert cook and dishwasher.
  • He is allergic to beer, poker games and strip clubs.
  • He will have a stomach you can bounce a coin off of.
  • He will make the bed every day and PUT the toilet seat down!
  • He loves the fact that you are going out with the girls
  • He knows what foreplay is.
  • He worships the ground you walk on.

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