Some More of Rajinikanth Jokes — Rajinikanth Jokes — Funny Jokes
Some More of Rajinikanth Jokes ~ Funny Jokes

Some More of Rajinikanth Jokes

* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG

........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!!!!!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH DID HIS KG FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES..TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!!!!!

* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA!!!!!!!

* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:

WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!

* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD......
THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!

* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..?????

BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE....

* BEST RAJANI JOKE!!!!!!
EVEN GHAJINI REMEMBERS RAJANI!!!!

* AN EMAIL WAS SENT FROM MYSORE TO BANGALORE
RAJANIKANTH STOPPED IT AT MANDYA ....

* WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????
BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!

* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL.....!
SINCE THEN THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS
................
..............
SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY.................................
..........RAJANIKANTHS PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE.....!!
RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI
CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING..

* .RAJNIKANTHS NEXT PROJECT. TITANIC IN TAMIL. CLIMAX REVISED. BOTH SURVIVE. RAJNIKANT SWIMS ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WITH HEROINE IN ONE HAND AND TITANIC IN THE OTHER.

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