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Mallu Jokes

Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala.

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Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

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Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

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Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.

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What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

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What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.

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Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.

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Who found out that?
His Andy.

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What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

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What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

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Who is a Malayali's famous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

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Why is Kerala the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.

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Why are Arab countries looking only for Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.

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