- Talk about a huge breast.
- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
- It's cool whip time.
- If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
- Whew, that's one terrific spread!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Are you ready for seconds yet?
- It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
- Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
- Don't play with your meat!
- Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
- Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
- I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
- You still have a little bit on your chin.
- How long will it take after you stick it in?
- You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
- Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
- That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
- How long do I beat it before it's ready?
- Man, that looks just like cranberry sauce.
- Is that hole good and stuffed?
- Should I wrap that for you?
- I've done my part, now I just want to sleep.
Things I Can Only Say This Week At Thanksgiving And Get Away With It
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