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Things I Can Only Say This Week At Thanksgiving And Get Away With It ~ Funny Jokes

Things I Can Only Say This Week At Thanksgiving And Get Away With It

  • Talk about a huge breast.
  • Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  • It's cool whip time.
  • If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
  • Whew, that's one terrific spread!
  • I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
  • Are you ready for seconds yet?
  • It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  • Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
  • Don't play with your meat!
  • Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
  • Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
  • I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
  • You still have a little bit on your chin.
  • How long will it take after you stick it in?
  • You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
  • Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
  • That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
  • How long do I beat it before it's ready?
  • Man, that looks just like cranberry sauce.
  • Is that hole good and stuffed?
  • Should I wrap that for you?
  • I've done my part, now I just want to sleep.

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