Murphy's Real Laws — Funny Laws , Murphy's Laws — Funny Jokes
Murphy's Real Laws ~ Funny Jokes

Murphy's Real Laws

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living.
  • Just remember if it wasn't for gravity, we'd all fall off.
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
  • Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world population.
  • If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
  • The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking.
  • Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
  • The shinbone is a device for finding furniture.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
  • I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
  • I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
  • When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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