Things to know about Chuck Norris !!!!!!! — Chuck Norris Jokes — Funny Jokes
Things to know about Chuck Norris !!!!!!! ~ Funny Jokes

Things to know about Chuck Norris !!!!!!!

  • What happens when you cross Chuck Norris? You Die
  • Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death
  • Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "funearal
  • Chuck Norris reflects mirror
  • Chuck Norris doesn't use white out. He just blows the error off the page
  • A Chinese proverb once said that everything must excist with an opposite...except for Chuck Norris
  • Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
  • Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
  • Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
  • Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody
  • Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
  • Chuck Norris has a Myspace account... on Facebook
  • Chinese tried to copy Chuck, but it came out smaller and weaker, so they named it Jackie
  • Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, He finds you…

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