Prison's Not Such a Bad Place — Misc Jokes — Funny Jokes
Prison's Not Such a Bad Place ~ Funny Jokes

Prison's Not Such a Bad Place

It's a convict's first day in prison; he's a young convict and here's there crying.
An older convict sits down and goes, 'Look, calm down, prison's not such a bad place.
Like, for instance, do you like movies?' And he goes, 'Yeah I like movies.'
He goes, 'Every Monday we show a movie on the screen, first run movie.' He goes, 'That's great.'
He goes, 'And you like baseball?' He goes, 'Yeah.'
'Every Tuesday we arrange a baseball game.' He goes, 'That's terrific.'
And he goes, 'You like Italian food?' And he goes, 'Yeah I love Italian food.'
He goes, 'In the cafeteria on Wednesday, it's all Italian food.
Let me ask you one more thing. Are you a homosexual?' And he goes, 'No.'
He goes, 'Eh, you're not going to like Thursday.'

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