Amber walked into an antique shop and noticed a beautiful set of glasses. However, they cost $25 more than she could afford. So, she asked the owner if he was prepared to give her a discount.

The owner said she could have the glasses for free if she was prepared to suck half of his dick. Amber declined, and stormed out of the shop. After thinking about the beautiful glasses, she returned an hour later, and agreed to take him up on his offer.

He unzipped his pants and Amber began sucking the head of his dick.

"Half a dick, right?" said Amber.

"Yeah," he replied, suddenly revealing the full length of his massive tool.

Amber yelled: "Hold on, you said half!"

He replied: "That's right, but I didn't say which f*cking half!"