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Boy needs some relief

A man notices his thirteen-year-old son has been walking around for a week with a hard-on in his pants, and figures the boy needs some relief. He gives the kid twenty dollars and says: "Take this to the whorehouse at the other end of town, and have some fun."

Well, the whorehouse is a good hour walk each way, but the boy returns in only 45 minutes. The father says: "where were you?"

"Well," says the boy, "when I walked by Grandma's house she asked where I was going and I told her. She said, 'why don't you just come in here instead, and I'll do you for free.' So that's what I did."
The father, outraged, screams: "Are you telling me you f*cked my MOTHER?"
"What's the big deal," says the boy, "you f*ck mine!"


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