Singing Telegram — Senior Citizen Jokes — Funny Jokes
Singing Telegram ~ Funny Jokes

Singing Telegram

It was Schneider's birthday, and that morning there was a knock on the door.

"Telegram!"

He opened the door excitedly, "Is it a singing telegram?"
Schneider asked the messenger boy.

"No Sir. We don't do singing telegrams anymore."

"I've always wanted a singing telegram. Can't you bend the rules and make an old man happy?"

"Sorry."

"Please," begged Schneider. "Today's my birthday."

"Oh, all right," said the boy,

"Dah-dah dee... dee-dee-dah, your sister Ruth is dead!"

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